dirtydiaries:

aduleng:

9gag:

Mom…I’m hungry


My Kid sister used to do this with our Buddha at home. hilarious. :))

HALA!

dirtydiaries:

aduleng:

9gag:

Mom…I’m hungry

My Kid sister used to do this with our Buddha at home. hilarious. :))

HALA!

posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink
gtfomom:

Happy birthday, JM! We used to be real close, but I haven’t seen him since forever. Apparently, he now looks like one of them Chicosci/EMO fags. And he’s called Migu now, or whatever.
I still cannot believe how a good looking guy like him could be emo 24/7. I mean, I’m ugly so I should be emo because no girl would look at me and stuff. But him? Man, putangina pakamatay ka na lang.
CHICOSCI VAMPIRE WHATEVER CLUB!!!

SIYA. ANG. EYE. CANDY.NAMIN. NOONG. HIGH. SCHOOL.
pati ang kapatid niyang malapit nang maging emo din.

gtfomom:

Happy birthday, JM! We used to be real close, but I haven’t seen him since forever. Apparently, he now looks like one of them Chicosci/EMO fags. And he’s called Migu now, or whatever.

I still cannot believe how a good looking guy like him could be emo 24/7. I mean, I’m ugly so I should be emo because no girl would look at me and stuff. But him? Man, putangina pakamatay ka na lang.

CHICOSCI VAMPIRE WHATEVER CLUB!!!

SIYA. ANG. EYE. CANDY.NAMIN. NOONG. HIGH. SCHOOL.

pati ang kapatid niyang malapit nang maging emo din.

posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink
cuteness.

cuteness.

posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink
presidents:

Monday, November 23, 2009-m4w
You were wearing a green dress with white buttons. We made eye contact at least three times on the 6 train this morning. All of a sudden you gave a little smile, and looked down at your lap, as though at some secret joke. You never looked up again and I had to get off at Bleeker. I wish I could have seen inside your beautiful head.

presidents:

Monday, November 23, 2009
-m4w

You were wearing a green dress with white buttons. We made eye contact at least three times on the 6 train this morning. All of a sudden you gave a little smile, and looked down at your lap, as though at some secret joke. You never looked up again and I had to get off at Bleeker. I wish I could have seen inside your beautiful head.
posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink
nasan ka?

nasa puso ko.
ulol.

nasan ka?

nasa puso ko.

ulol.

posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink

Party sa Manila Bay (Party in the USA)

aynaku:

jeje:

pinoytumblr:

planetichigatsu:

by: JP

(to the tune of Party in the USA)

I hopped off the boat at Manila Bay

With my bayong and tsinelas

Welcome to the boulevard called Roxas

Whoa! Bakit amoy Payatas?

Jumped in the jeep

Barya lang sa umaga

Look to my right

Nakita ko ang Luneta

I am getting so hungry

All the food seem so dirty

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick

Sobrang pressure and I’m nervous

That’s when the kondoktor turned on the radio

And the Jessa song was on (3x)

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay

Get to the club in my tricycle

Everybody’s not lookin’ at me now

Like who’s that jologs with cheap step-in

She’s gotta be from Mindanao

So hard with dabarkads not around me

It’s definitely not Abu Sayaf  party

Cause all I see are mayamans

They don’t drink sago’t gulaman

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick

Sobrang pressure and I’m nervous

That’s when the tambay dropped my favorite tune

And the Narda song was on (3x)

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay

Feel like hoppin’ on the boat (on the boat)

Back to my barrio tonight

Something stops me everytime

The rugby smells so good and I feel alright

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay

Ayos! :)

benta!haha

posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink
Tom: No, you know what? I’m not going anywhere until you tell me what’s going on. Summer: Nothing’s going on. We’re just.. Tom: We’re just what? Just what? Summer: We’re just friends … Tom: No. Don’t pull that with me. Don’t even try. This is not how you treat your friend. Kissing in the copy room, holding hands in Ikea, shower sex … Come on, friends my balls. Summer: I like you, Tom. I just don’t want a relationship. Tom: Well, you’re not the only one who gets a say in this! I do too! and I say we’re a couple, god damn it!
kaya ako nakakarelate kay Tom eh! :))))))))))

Tom: No, you know what? I’m not going anywhere until you tell me what’s going on.
Summer: Nothing’s going on. We’re just..
Tom: We’re just what? Just what?
Summer: We’re just friends …
Tom: No. Don’t pull that with me. Don’t even try. This is not how you treat your friend. Kissing in the copy room, holding hands in Ikea, shower sex … Come on, friends my balls.
Summer: I like you, Tom. I just don’t want a relationship.
Tom: Well, you’re not the only one who gets a say in this! I do too! and I say we’re a couple, god damn it!

kaya ako nakakarelate kay Tom eh! :))))))))))

posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink
lagot.

lagot.

posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink
this is such another loathsome week.

this is such another loathsome week.

posted Thursday 11/26/2009 Permalink
posted Wednesday 11/25/2009 Permalink
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dati, lagi akon pumupunta sa Mcdo upang pakinggan to. bumibili na din ako ng float para kumpleto. HAHAHAHAH! mahirap kasing hanapin sa Limewire dati.

posted Tuesday 11/24/2009 Permalink
pinsan ni Barney.

pinsan ni Barney.

posted Tuesday 11/24/2009 Permalink
gtfomom:

Larry: Alice, tell me something true.Alice: Lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it’s better if you do.

LOOOOOOL.

gtfomom:

Larry: Alice, tell me something true.
Alice: Lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it’s better if you do.

LOOOOOOL.

posted Tuesday 11/24/2009 Permalink
hot and cold. :))))))))))

hot and cold. :))))))))))

posted Tuesday 11/24/2009 Permalink
eye liek! like them all!

eye liek! like them all!

posted Tuesday 11/24/2009 Permalink
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